Call for submissions
Hmm. Hard at work on Top 10. Zander has written a scene in a police precinct women's room, and unlike Alan he hasn't included any restroom graffiti. That's just irresponsible.
So consider this an open call for graffiti suggestions! If you have any ideas, especially clever comics reference scrawls, send them to me.
Ideally, they shouldn't be copyright violations. 'Batman likes the leather' is bad. 'Bruce likes the leather' is fine.
Unlike men's room, women sometimes use stall walls to solicit serious relationship advice. Funny is best of all, such as silly poems.
Obviously, all submissions used will become the copyrighted property of DC Comics. So I'm not expecting Alan Moore to send in any ideas.
So consider this an open call for graffiti suggestions! If you have any ideas, especially clever comics reference scrawls, send them to me.
Ideally, they shouldn't be copyright violations. 'Batman likes the leather' is bad. 'Bruce likes the leather' is fine.
Unlike men's room, women sometimes use stall walls to solicit serious relationship advice. Funny is best of all, such as silly poems.
Obviously, all submissions used will become the copyrighted property of DC Comics. So I'm not expecting Alan Moore to send in any ideas.
posted by Gene Ha at 7:02 PM
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Hey Gene, if you were looking for something to write on the bathroom walls, here is one I used to see in the bathroom in high school. "A man must have great ambition in life to have to write his name on the wall of a bathroom stall."
How about -
HAL WIL LITE YR LANTURN
Diana is from Lesbos!
and the classic "Complaint Box" with an arrow pointing to the throne. Oh, man!
(Some may not be appropriate for a Women's washroom, or for a comic. I leave that to your discretion, Gene!)
1) Here I sit, broken-hearted;
Dropped my drawers, and only farted!
2) Open this door, take a good look, and see if you don't agree: "What a dump!"
3) "Closed for ventilation!"
4) Love is never having to put the seat back down!
5) Clark and Diana will rock your world!
6) Even heroes have to wash their hands!
7) Midgard rules!
8) My captain's a dog!
Petey spits it out his ass.
For a good time call Jen.
"Don't throw cigarettes in the urinal ... it makes them soggy and hard to light"
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